Confessions of a Kanye Virgin

So, I've definitely been aware of Kanye West's solo career since at least College Dropout. He would have been hard to ignore. And of course, I've heard all of the major singles along the way. I think even most modern cave dwellers have been exposed to the near ubiquitous airplay of songs like "Gold Digger" or "Jesus Walks."

But until only last week when I picked up a copy of Graduation, I had never actually listened to any of his albums (go ahead, let out those gasps of astonishment and disgust). The truth is, anybody as heavily hyped as Kanye automatically makes me wary. Whether it is because of a fear of disappointment or my resentment of being told that somebody is the "savior" of an art form, I'm perennially late to jump on the bandwagon.

But even after listening to Graduation I still don't think I'm ready to drink the Kool-aid. Because no matter how consistently inspired Kanye's productions are, I still find it hard to ignore the elephant in the room: his lyrics. While there are definite flashes of brilliance, it's hard for me not to think that Kanye should have stayed in the production booth and left the rhyming to those more suited to it than him.

This isn't to say that Kanye West isn't talented, his production skills border on the sublime and when he produces songs by more talented MCs (prime examples are Mos Def and Talib Kweli)the results are astounding. But Kanye's own lyrical abilities often aren't enough to carry a song on their own and listeners are left with cringe inducing rhymes like:
So we gon' do everything that Kan like,
Heard they do anything for a Klondike,
Well, I'd do anything for a blonde dyke

And I know by now I should be used to rappers' full frontal assault on the English language and fully expect the kind of slang that causes grammar teachers to seize involuntarily, but a man has to draw the line somewhere. And, frankly, using the made up word "apologin'" is an offense to all things decent in language.

I was talking with a friend recently about my reservations about Kanye's music, and he told me that he enjoys it strictly in terms of sheer ego. For him, just to hear West's elephantine ego play itself out over the course of an entire album was entertainment enough. And I understand that viewpoint, if I didn't I wouldn't have a guilty pleasure for AC/DC. But for whatever reason when it comes to hip-hop, I'm pickier and less forgiving about lyrics. Perhaps I should just take my friends advice and just shut up and marvel at the absurdity of it all.