Friday, August 8, 2008

Is this how it really begins?


Random thought:

I refuse to believe that anybody ever actually intends to start a country cover band. I think they actually start as real bands who can't book any gigs so they give up on everything good and right with the world in order to play Garth Brooks songs for drunk assholes in midwestern sports bars. That, or the lead singer desperately wants to be on CMT but he/she can't write songs so they hire some musicians who probably would rather be in a punk band and teach them to turn their amps down and make that twangy noise with their guitars.

I of course have no statistics or facts to back this up, but my overriding faith in humanity will not let me accept that there is any other way for such a thing to occur.

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